random..

Have been posting all the serious stuffs tat are happening in UTP..if you guys read it also boring and even myself also sien..plan to post something different..


THINGS TAT YOU SHOULD NEVER DO or SAY IN FRONT OF the LADIES..

1. never ever ask about their age 'cause they are so so so afraid of aging..
2. if you know their age..don't ask about their birth date 'cause got 2 situations:
* if your birthday is later than them you won't get the answer from them at all..
* if your birthday is lucky enough later than them they'll be extremely happy and call you uncle..
3. do not ever talk about how pretty the other gals are 'cause you're dealing in front of girls..
4. do not mention about the word "fat" which is extremely sensitive to gals..
5. do not ask about their weight but do ask them about the hottest guy in the world!!
6. when you talk about football do mention about david beckham..haha..


Guys..this is more than 55% correct..if you don't believe me..try THESE in front of gals..if you're lucky enough..you'll survive..hahahahaha..



RULES and REGULATIONS of PATIENTS set by SOMEone..

1. cannot eat fried stuffs..
2. cannot eat CHOC & ICE CREAM!!
3. cannot sleep LATE..
4. cannot walk under the RAIN!!
5. cannot drink cold drinks..
6. must seek medication help from DOC..scary..
7. must eat medicine and worse is cough syrup..yucks..
8. go for sports (my favourite)
9. must report yourself about everything above..
10. must drink lukewarm of hot drinks..
11. must bring umbrella (troublesome)


Set by UTP's future doctors..swt..sick isn't tat fun anymore like last time!!




Ps : am not stereotype..hehe..